Kendra convinced Carly and me to take a fitness class with her on Monday night. I figured that it was probably a good idea because I’ve been eating and drinking like a maniac lately. So I threw on a complete Lululemon set I bought when I went through my yoga phase and met them there after work. When we first started the cardio yoga class, Carly and I couldn’t take some of the shit we were doing seriously and kept giggling at the ridiculousness. And then things started to get intense and we were jumping and doing splits and pulling our legs behind our heads. I could barely keep up and I realized that I really need to get in better shape.
By the time the class was over, I was drenched in sweat and could barely move. Kendra said it was fun and we should go every week. I literally laughed out loud in her face. Then I went home and slept in the shower.
On Tuesday, I got a text at around 11:00 saying that my car was ready. I immediately left the office and headed to get it. Having a loaner car was definitely nice, but there’s nothing like having your own shit. After dropping a few month’s rent at the dealership, I decided that since I was out of the office anyway, I would go surprise Brady at work.
I waltzed in there and asked the desk girl where I could find Brady. She told me that she couldn’t tell me anything for security reasons. I explained to her that I’m Brady’s girlfriend and I wanted to surprise him and she made the face my first grade teacher used to make when she told me I couldn’t have another cup of applesauce.
“I really, really can’t do that,” the girl said.
“Seriously? I’m not a terrorist or anything,” I deadpanned.
“I’m so sorry,” she said. She didn’t look sorry at all.
I finally just asked her to page him and she asked, “Should I let him know that his girlfriend is here?”
I was about to be a complete bitch and say, “Isn’t that what I just told you?”
Then I decided that that was unnecessary plus maybe I could still keep the element of surprise going so I told her not to tell him. That’s the least she could do. While we waited, she complimented my bag so I gave her the complete rundown on where I got it, how I found it, and all the key selling points that made me buy it. Maybe I should get into selling?
We were actually in the middle of a great conversation about designer handbags when I heard footsteps.
“Hiiiii,” I sang as Brady approached me.
“Hey. Is everything okay?” he asked, looking all concerned.
“Yes, I was in the neighborhood so I decided to stop by. Wanna get lunch?” I asked.
“I can’t leave right now, I’m sorry,” Brady replied.
“Oh, that’s dumb,” I said. “I just got my car back! I can’t believe it costs so much to, like fix a door.”
“Yeah. It might have been more worthwhile to go through your insurance,” Brady said.
“Well, whatever, what’s done is done,”
I said as he looked at his watch. “Um, am I keeping you from something?”
“I’m sorry, I’m just really busy right now,” he said.
Obviously I felt a little bit rejected, but I guess I kind of understood. Brady said goodbye quickly and walked off. I stayed and talked to my new friend for a few minutes before heading back to work.
After I got off, I decided to make dinner for Brady. Clearly surprising him at work was a fail so I had to go a different route. I made asparagus gratin, garlic roasted potatoes and grilled chicken. It turned out really well for me, honestly. I texted Brady to come over and to bring his appetite.
He got to my apartment at around 7:45 and I let him in.
“Wow, it smells really great in here,” Brady said when he walked in.
“I made dinner and you’re gonna love it,” I said.
I started getting the plates out and Brady said, “I’m sure it’s really good, but I’m really not hungry right now.”
Are you fucking kidding me.
“I told you to bring your appetite!” I practically screamed.
“I’m sorry, Reese. I had lunch really late,” he explained.
As calmly as I could I sat the plates down on the counter. After slaving away in the kitchen like that, I wasn’t really hungry either so it was basically all a waste.
“Okay, cool, thanks,” I said and stormed to my room and slammed the door.
I know I was being kind of a brat, but my own boyfriend had been rejecting me all damn day. I climbed into bed with all my clothes on and texted Carly, “I tried to surprise Brady twice today and he hated them so fuck him.”
I heard my door open and pulled the comforter over my head.
“Reese,” I heard Brady say and I ignored him.
“Reese,” he said again.
“What?” I answered dryly.
I felt Brady climb in the bed and on top of me. I peeked my head out of the comforter and came face to face with him.
He leaned down and kissed my neck and said, “Thank you for making dinner.”
I started to say, “Whatever,” but he pulled the blanket off me and reached under my shirt. He pushed it up so my boobs popped out then started sucking them. Ugh. He knew exactly what he was doing.
Brady made his way down my tummy and stopped just above the waistband of my shorts. “You’re not mad, are you?”
I pushed him off and got on top of him then hastily unbuckled his pants. “Do you not understand how much work I put into dinner?”
“I do. I wish I would’ve known you were making it,” Brady said. He politely gestured for me to get up so he could get my shorts off.
“And I came all the way to your work and you couldn’t even make time for me which is so fucking rude.” I yanked his pants and boxers down.
“I know. I apologize for that. I appreciate you coming to see me.”
“No you don’t. You don’t appreciate anything,” I said.
And then I sat on his dick and we had sex for an hour. I think he appreciated that lol.