Well, hey you guys.
I feel like I’ve finally gotten into a bit of a routine so I thought I’d update!
I gave birth at the end of the December and to be honest, it was all quite a blur. The day before they threatened to induce me, I went into labor and thank God my mom was camped out in one of the spare bedrooms at Brady’s parents’ apartment because I was so out of tune with my body that I didn’t realize what was going on. It was in the evening and Brady was home with his head in his laptop and immediately sprung into action when my mom ran around screaming what was going on.
I may have been in labor and pain, but that didn’t make me any less annoyed at my mom for causing a scene.
“Relax or I’m not going,” I told her.
We got to the hospital and I immediately accepted all drugs offered even after the nurses asked, “Are you sure?” sixteen times. Apparently a lot of women go in there with the intention of having a baby naturally with no drugs, but that was never a part of my plan.
I was feeling really good and optimistic and then Brady told me that his parents were on their way and wanted to meet the baby as soon as she was born. I started vomiting all over myself and then uncontrollably crying because it was so gross. Brady stood next to my head with a stoic face, not saying anything.
“Can you like get away from me if you aren’t going to help?” I screamed at him. He walked away with his hands in his pockets and went back to his laptop. He’d brought it because apparently he had soo much work to get done before taking a few weeks off. I hadn’t thought of work since my last day.
Other than a few hours of uncontrollably crying and throwing up, my labor was fairly easy and uneventful. In total it only took about seven hours for her to arrive. I’d read a ton of birthing stories so I’d made myself super anxious about pain, tearing, pooping, blood, etc. which is probably why I threw up. Luckily though, the medicine helped and everything was okay. I wasn’t concerned about any of that shit in the end.
She’s so cute. As soon as they pulled her out, my mom shouted to Brady, “She looks exactly like you!”
It’s like, mom, she’s covered in blood and fluid, she doesn’t look like anything. But she was right. Baby had huge blue eyes and wispy golden hair and has Brady’s literal face. She was tiny at birth (just over 5 pounds), but totally healthy. Dr. Sabrina warned me that she’d be small, but had zero concerns.
She was born on the Saturday before Christmas and I let the nurses know we’d need to be home for Christmas. Not because we had any plans or anything, but because who wants to spend their Christmas in the hospital? Plus, she had a fabulous temporary nursery waiting back at the apartment. Brady’s mom had hired someone to put together a beautiful lilac nursery – even after I reminded her that we’d be moving into our own place soon.
“She’ll still need a place to stay when you’re in the city,” Brady’s mom sniffled.
Luckily though, because I didn’t have any operations and my itty bitty baby was healthy, we were cleared to leave the very next day. I’d definitely overpacked for our 38 hour stay, but I was glad I had essentials like my Slip pillowcase, turban, jade roller, and Flaming Hot Cheetos.
That Tuesday was Brady’s birthday and Christmas Eve and to be honest, I’d completely forgotten about his birthday. Obviously he wasn’t going to bring it up and I hadn’t finished getting him gifts. Brady’s parents wanted to come over and when he asked me if I was okay with it, I told him to make the decision on his own. They had been very nice at the hospital when first meeting her, but I wasn’t exactly l dying to spend more time with them. Especially because my parents there. I was too exhausted to fight about it.
So they arrived later that evening with dinner (from the fancy Italian down the street) and gifts for the baby and no one else (it was Brady’s birthday!). We all picked at the food, squealed at the gadgets and cooed over the baby and it actually felt kind of….normal? Like, if I were back home in Houston it was exactly what I’d be doing with my family. And for things to be so normal with Brady’s parents was not normal.
And then later, while I was sitting on the couch with my mom and Brady’s mom, discussing sitter/nanny options (my mom is trying to stay with us indefinitely), and the baby was sleeping on my chest and the men had been watching something in the media room, Brady came over and said that he had something for me. He had a little square gold box in his hand. I was thinking, “I know this man is not going to propose right now. Not when I look and feel disgusting, I can’t even think straight, the baby is *actually* sleeping and his judgmental parents are here. There’s no way he’s this stupid.”
But still, I assumed he was and I was kind of excited. Like, fucking finally. I’d have a beautiful ring and a fiancé and our little family would make sense. His mother would shut up. We’d do a smaller wedding than I’ve ever envisioned and it would be in a historic church in Paris or a vineyard in Italy. I’d need to lose twenty pounds and I’d get a 1920s inspired gown (covered in beading and no lace) that fit my new hot body like a glove. What would the baby wear? I started to get nervous and hot – with everything else going on, I had not prepared for this to happen today.
Brady leaned down so I could see what was in the box, looking pleased with himself. It was a pair of diamond stud earrings. I wanted to slap him.
“Oh,” I said, sounding like the ungrateful bitch that I am. “They’re stunning.”
Like, are you kidding me? As if I didn’t already have a pair of diamond studs.
“What is it?” Brady’s mom asked from her post on the couch.
“Oh, they’re beautiful!” my mom crowed. “About a carat each. They are just perfect!”
Brady’s mom got up to see the earrings close up and nodded an approval. She looked from me to Brady and then retreated back to her seat.
“Thank you. I love them,” I said to just Brady. Suddenly, the look on his face told me he realized his error and was super embarrassed. For someone so smart, Brady is sometimes really stupid. I love the earrings, of course and I know they were expensive. But still. He had to have known.
The first few days were chaos because there was Christmas and everyone was in town and wanted to meet her and we couldn’t get into a routine and she was screaming and not sleeping and Tucker was not a fan and I discovered I’m not going to breastfeed and I’d done no research on formulas. I almost lost my shit fourteen times. We spent a lot of time crying together.
My mom and Brady were a huge help though. Brady took a month off work (well, three and a half weeks) – nothing compared to the four month maternity leave I’m taking, but he got so much accomplished. He bought a new car – a new and sportier version of his old car. I didn’t even know that he’d gotten it until we were going to a doctor’s appointment one day and he pulled up in his sexy new car.
“What? When did this happen?” I asked.
“A few days ago. I stopped by the dealership while I was out,” he said casually.
“You didn’t tell me that.”
“I told you that I’d be getting a new car…”
“But you didn’t tell me you actually bought one,” I said as I strapped the baby in back. Brady just looked at me. “You’re so weird.”
Like, who does that? Who wouldn’t come home excited to show off their new car? He withholds so much information that it’s obviously deliberate, but I don’t understand why.
We closed on the house in Connecticut and Brady and my mom spent a ton of time painting, accepting millions of furniture deliveries, putting together shelves, etc. Eventually I had to make a trip up there to check the progress as I needed everything to be absolutely perfect. The majority of the place was painted a soft, inviting gray (Benjamin Moore’s Stonington Gray). I’d ordered a fabulous (expensive) tufted bench with lucite legs for the foyer area and some artwork for the walls from a friend in Houston. My mom found a vintage glass Art Deco chandelier at an estate sale and it pulled the whole area together fabulously. I’d ordered a massive wooden ten person table for our formal dining room (we might start having dinner parties, who knows) and with the wallpaper, mirrors and fresh floral centerpiece and table settings my mom had put together, it was so chic. I know everyone is into the whole farmhouse look these days, but I am absolutely not. If I see another white and wood dining room, I will scream.
“I’d like to completely redo that guest bathroom upstairs to get it to match the others. Completely gut it and start over. Do you know a contractor we could work with?” my mom said.
I was already feeling emotional about all the work she and Brady had done on the place to have it ready for us and when she asked about a contractor I immediately thought of Brendan who I haven’t seen since I left work at the end of November. I burst into tears. I miss him.
Brady’s mom stopped by a lot the first few weeks. At first she was really helpful and amazing and would bring food and even hired someone bring groceries by twice a week. She was so sweet with the baby and would encourage me to get out of the house, go for a walk or shopping or whatever. I already had so much help from my mom and Brady that I was hardly having the overwhelmed new mom feelings. My mom and I would take turns feeding the baby and putting her to sleep during the day and when Brady went back to work, he’d come home and immediately take her off my hands. I couldn’t believe how lucky I was.
But when Brady’s mom found out I’m not breastfeeding, she said it was “selfish” and that she knew I wasn’t ready to have a baby.
“You should know that nursing your baby is the healthy and correct thing to do. In fact, I know you that and you have still chosen not to do it,” she said.
This was on a day when Brady was at work and my mom was back in Houston. She’d come over and let me know that my baby was hungry as if she knows my baby’s feeding schedule better than me. Obviously, she already knew that I wasn’t breastfeeding and wanted to confront me about it.
“It’s not that I’ve chosen not to do. I wanted to breastfeed obviously,” I said back.
“Why didn’t you see a consultant?” she wanted to know.
“I didn’t think I had to,” I said back and we were silent.
Now she brings it up as often as possible and claims that’s the reason my baby is so small. And Brady and my mom don’t see the big deal.
“Oh, who cares what she says,” my mom said dismissively.
And it’s like, I don’t care what she says, but who wants to have someone judging their parenting all the time? Brady says the usual: he will talk to her. But then I found out that she texts him talking shit about me. Don’t ask how I found out. She continuously calls me selfish and immature. Nothing I’ve never heard before. And instead of defending me, Brady will reply, “Can we talk about this later?”
And do you know what else she does? She says, “Son, she is beautiful/sweet/etc,” and “Son, you really have the perfect baby,” when I’m standing right there.
One day I mumbled, “She’s such a bitch,” and maybe everyone heard me because my mom shouted my name as if I was the one who’d done anything wrong.
But oddly, Brady’s parents invited us on a trip with them next month (they’re paying) and I kind of want to go. Listen, I know Brady’s mother is an evil sociopath, but a vacation is a vacation.
Our new house is pretty much ready to move in, but I don’t have a car yet and that’s my excuse for still being in the city, in Brady’s parents apartment. As impressed as I am with our house, I’m not ready to live in the suburbs and leave everyone and everything I know. Plus, I just hired a cute trainer who is going to whip me into much needed shape.
26 thoughts on “i can’t believe i’m so lucky.”
Congrats Reese! Big changes! xoxo ..and what is the beautiful baby girls name??
I’ll reveal next post! thanks love
So happy for you!! Sending love ❤
thank you thank you
his mom fking sucks! and brady is so spineless, i hoped he would grow some backbone now when the baby was born 😦
so happy you’re so happy with your baby.
i don’t have kids but i think that the whole breastfeeding thing depends on every parent, i’ve heard some women just don’t have like enough milk production and shit so what gives? and i mean if you don’t want to it’s not because you love your baby any less. i wish brady’s mom would mind her own fking business.
there are tons of reasons moms don’t breastfeed so for her to assume I just don’t want to is crazy
Actually my understanding was always formula bed babies are bigger anyway? That’s what my MIL told me when I started formula feeding that I’d have to watch my baby’s weight 🙄
Congratulations and enjoy your maternity leave! And you should share the name!
I’ve heard that too!
Yes! This. Fuck her. Breastfeeding is hard and isn’t for everybody and that’s fine. The fact that you realized it wasn’t for you so early on is amazing. I tortured myself for 8 weeks before I started supplementing and then fully gave up. My supply was low and baby wasn’t getting what she wanted. If anybody had said that to me I would have cut them! Cannot wait to hear more!!!
yeah I was not going to torture myself for 8 weeks. I think one thing I have been during this whole ordeal is decisive and that has really helped
I’ve worked with infants for over 13 years while also being mom to an 18 month old and I can tell you from experience that FED is best. I had planned to nurse/pump but had issues and had to go back to work sooner than expected so we decided to do formula instead because it made the most sense. My little guy is happy, healthy and has never had an issue bonding because I didn’t nurse. You are not selfish for making the best decision for you and your baby and you don’t have to justify to anyone your choices. You have every right to be upset that someone is constantly critiquing you. Fingers crossed she backs off at some point. Congratulations on you healthy and beautiful baby!!!
exactly and thank you!!
Breast feeding is soooo much harder than people think. I had a tiny baby 3 weeks early and if it wasn’t for a lactation consultant spending half a day with me, I don’t think I would have been able to. Even so I still had to supplement formula because they were concerned with him not
Putting on weight fast enough. In the end I gave him a formula bottle every night before bed. It gave me a break, let my husband or anyone else a chance to feed him. Also pumping is the worst and when you go back to work it’s even worse. I loathed pumping.
Congrats on the hardest most wonderful thing you can experience.
amazing, I wish I would have known to see a lactation consultant. but we are mostly happy with feeding now so I have no regrets
YAAASS! I love you and I love this update, thanks so much for writing. Brady’s mom is insane. But I totally get wanting to go on the vacation. Have a blast and cant wait to hear more. xoxo
love you girl! thanks for the support
Congratulations on the arrival of your baby girl! Girls are so fun! My daughter just turned 2 on December 13 and I can’t tell you how fast time flies!
As far as breastfeeding goes, it’s nobody’s business except yours what your decision is! I fully intended to breast feed and while I was in the hospital they encouraged it over formula feeding, and worked with me, but it was very hard, especially because I am a bigger breasted woman (44F) with a small frame/short arms. I couldn’t breast feed with both of us being comfortable unless I tried to prop her in certain positions with pillows. It was a easier when I had nurses to help me in the hospital and was in a hospital bed that I could adjust, but I knew when I got home I probably wouldn’t be able to do it myself. So then I still pumped but that was hard too. I had a couple of days where I was just starting to get more of a flow, but then it slowed down and I just gave up and went to formula and everyone was happier and less stressed out! I probably should have just done that from the start but I really wanted to give it an honest effort. FED IS BEST. Brady’s mom needs to mind her own business or she’s going to miss out on a lot of stuff with her grandkids.
it’s so much harder than anyone prepares you for!
Hope all is good with you and your family!
I hope everyone is staying healthy and safe out there!
can’t wait for an update! We need some quarantine entertainment 🙂
I love this blog and have been following it since the start – you’ve come such a long way and to see that you’re a mother now is so crazy. I’m so happy that you have a happy healthy baby, I just found out I’m pregnant, only 6 weeks and can’t even imagine whats to come for me, but I’m ready. As for Brady’s mom, she needs to fuck off. One of my friends just had her baby and physically can’t produce enough milk, I’m also debating on if I would even want to breast feed and maybe just pump, but that’s solely up to me and no one else. Ugh, I hope things get easier for you and Brady steps up a little more when it comes to his mother.
I really hope that you and your little family managed to move from the city to your new house before all this craziness started. NYC is not the place to be right now.
we did! I’ll update y’all soon. thank you ❤️
Fuck Brandy’s mom. Seriously, you are a wonderful mom doing what is best for you and baby. A fed child is a happy child. Fuck those nipple nazis, not everyone can breastfeed and that’s okay! We all love and miss you! Hope you, Brady, and baby are doing well ❤❤❤