On Friday night, I texted all my friends letting them know that I’d had a long week and needed to drink. Kendra, John, Carly and I were going to a club that none of us had been to so I wanted to look hot/sexy/dtf/etc. I decided on a white bodycon dress with my hair down and wavy. Carly came over to pregame and by the time Kendra and John came to pick us up, Drunk Reese was ready to party.
When we got to the club, I immediately went to the bar and found a guy to take a tequila shot with me. Turns out he is a cop, a really effing hot one too. I hung out with him while Carly, Kendra and John danced. I can’t remember what we talked about, but somehow we are now friends on Facebook.
Carly came skipping over after a while.
“Reesie Cup!” she squealed, hugging me. “Chris and Brady are coming!”
“What? They’re coming here?”
“Yes, they’re on their way. They were at a bar nearby so I told them to come see us,” she explained.
“Carly, I’m drunk as fuck. Brady can’t see me like this!” I exclaimed.
“You’re fine, babe. He won’t even notice.”
I turned to the bartender and ordered a water in the largest cup they had. I needed to sober up fast – I couldn’t let Brady see me in this state. The bartender slid me a glass of water and I downed it. I demanded another and downed it too. Then I ran to the bathroom and peed it all out. While I was in the bathroom I checked to make sure that I still looked like a bombshell and the bathroom attendant girl assured me that I did.
When I got back out there, Carly was screaming on the phone trying to explain to Chris where we were. She hung up and said, “They’re here.”
For the next thirty seconds I stood there trying to give myself a pep talk. I hadn’t seen Brady in almost two weeks and he ignored my text when I did try to reach out. So I wasn’t sure what to say.
Carly squealed loudly which alerted me that they had shown up. Brady walked in behind Chris looking sexy in a white short sleeved button down and nice jeans.
They both hugged Carly then Chris gave me a drunk hug and Brady followed suit.
“Hey, how are you?” Brady said then he lightly grabbed my waist and pulled me into a hug.
“Hi,” was all I could think to say. I threw my arms around his neck and hugged him back.
We pulled apart and he kept a hand on the small of my back. “How is your night going?”
“It is going extremely well,” I said slowly, so I didn’t fumble over my words. “How’s yours?”
“Same here. We just witnessed a bar fight. Crazy stuff.”
“Mmm,” was all I said.
“What are you drinking?”
We made our way to the bar and ordered Bud Lights and stood there drinking. He asked about my week and I vaguely told him about my trip to New York. I couldn’t let him know the details of my hot mess life yet.
Suddenly, Brady said, “You are really pretty.”
I was caught off guard, but said “Thank you” automatically.
“No really,” he went on. “You are beautiful. And you look especially beautiful tonight.”
I studied his face to see if I could read him since all of this was coming out of nowhere. I noticed that his eyelids were low and his eyes were bloodshot. Brady was hammered.
“Thank you,” I said again.
“You know, it is kind of intimidating,” he said, leaning on the bar.
“What do you mean?”
“You’re pretty, you’re confident, you’re smart, you have a great career… Usually pretty girls are just pretty, but you have it all together.”
I have it all together? That was so far from the truth that it was hilarious. I was going to let him believe that though.
“Like, you’re the full package. I would love to date you, you know?”
“Date me then,” I said boldly.
“You’re only saying that because you’re drunk.”
Normally I get annoyed with insecure guys, but Brady made insecure look totally adorable. I wanted to hug him and rest his head on my boobs.
“No I’m not. Ask me on a date,” I said.
He smiled. “Reese, will you go on a date with me?”
I couldn’t help smiling back. “Of course.”
He suggested dinner on Wednesday night and said he could pick me up after he got off work. I really hoped that he wasn’t just saying all this because he was drunk.
Brady and I spent the rest of the night hanging out. We talked, drank, held hands, and danced. He even waited outside the bathroom while I talked to the attendant girl for fifteen minutes about how I was in love. I wondered if this was what having a real boyfriend was like.
After a while, we were all hungry and decided to get food. There was a food truck down the block so naturally that’s where we ended up. The guys stood in line to get the food while Kendra, Carly and I stood close by.
“You guys,” I whispered loudly. “Brady and I are going on our first date on Wednesday. I think we’re actually a couple!”
“You’re a couple and you haven’t even been on a date yet?” Kendra smirked.
“I know!” I whisper-yelled back. “Things are moving really quickly!”
I turned and looked longingly at Brady. He and John were having a conversation and laughing. My heart just swells for him in a way that I can’t explain.
They brought back tacos or something I wanted nothing to do with, and we all sat at the curb eating. Afterward, Kendra and John were ready to leave and offered to take me home. Carly was going home with Chris so the six of us split in half. Before we parted ways, Brady said, “I will see you on Wednesday.”
He kissed me on the cheek and we hugged before the three of them walked to the el stop.
So now I think I have a dinner date on Wednesday. I’m actually kind of nervous. What should I do/not do/wear?
14 thoughts on “date me then.”
This post was so cute and hilarious at the same time. Your internal and not so internal monologues are freaking great (I’m dying to put a thumbs up emoji right here, but I don’t know if this forum is too cool and classy for emoji…probably)
Also I live in Australia hence the weird commenting time, just feel I should put that out there
oh girl, there is nothing classy about this blog. emoji away. 👍😜
I agree with the above commenter. Most times as I’m reading your posts I am saying to myself ‘wtf is she doing!’ Yet your writting style conveys your humility — you wholeheartedly admit your wrongdoings, and I think that’s why you are so damn like able. Even when you screw up I still find myself rooting for you. I hope you and Brady work out!
thank you. ❤
Yay! I love this blog so much. Your writing reminds me so much of one of my college friends who is ridiculous and over the top but always lovable nonetheless. Have fun on your date! Brady seems like a genuinely good guy…Probably shouldn’t sleep with him right out of the gate? Can’t wait to read about it!
Also, why is Kendra such a bitch all the time? Ugh freaking long term couples and their smugness!
Kendra is really sweet, but definitely more uptight than me. she’s also totally sick of my antics and helping me clean up messes lol. she’s blunt and tells me like it is which is what I need sometimes.
I was looking forward to lol’ing at Drunk Reese’s antics .. dangit Brady. On an unselfish note: YAY so happy for you!
YESSSSSSSSSS. It’s about damn time, Brady.
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I am becoming utterly obsessed with your blog/antics because I think we would be fabulous drinking partners.
Can’t wait to hear about the date with Brody!
thank you! let’s drink!
Hmmmm, Drunk Gina along with Drunk Reese? Sounds like a party waiting to happen!
Hope the date went well!! 🙂