On Monday morning we had a staff meeting to introduce our new bright eyed summer interns. I sat in the back of the conference room Instagramming my shoes (#shoesoftheday #rockstuds) because this had nothing to do with me. Afterwards, I met with Diana and Dave to discuss some details about the warehouse sale. They kept telling me how excited they were about the batik line and how they couldn’t wait to see what else I had in store.
Usually I work through lunch but I decided to go to the break room to make some tea and find a snack. I was standing in front of the vending machine trying to decide if I wanted an iced honey bun or a plain honey bun (honestly, I needed neither) when I heard someone say, “Just take forever why don’t you?”
I turned and standing behind me was one of the new ad team interns with a playful smirk on his face. He was tall and lean with dark hair that needed to be cut, sleepy eyes and an incredible jaw. He was wearing a pair of amazing fitting flat front slacks with a polo tucked in. Something about his look told me that he liked to drink cheap beer, smoke a ton of pot, and get crazy on the weekends. He was actually really effing hot.
“I’m still deciding. You can go ahead of me if you’d like,” I said.
He stepped in front of me and as if reading my mind, got an iced honey bun. He locked eyes with me as he took a bite.
“Mmmm. So good,” he said.
“That’s actually what I was going to get,” I told him.
He held the honey bun out to me. “Want a bite?”
I shook my head. “I’ll get my own.”
He was blocking the vending machine so we both just kind of stood there looking at each other.
“What’s your name?” he asked after taking another bite.
“Reese. What’s yours?” I replied.
“Brandon. But people call me BJ.”
“BJ,” I repeated.
“Yeah. Like blow job.”
Normally an inappropriate comment like this would warrant a scoff and an eye roll, but the way he said it – so suggestively – made my face get hot. And it really pissed me off.
“Do you know that I’m going to be your boss this summer, Brandon?” I finally revealed.
He gave me a skeptical look. “How old are you?”
Blow Job smirked at me again. “Anything I can get for you, boss lady? Coffee?”
“Non-fat, no foam, Stevia – extra hot chai tea latte topped with a sprinkle of nutmeg. I don’t drink coffee,” I countered.
“Oh yeah?” he said, smirking.
“You have six minutes,” I added.
BJ took a bite of his honey bun without taking his eyes off me.
“You’re out of your mind, Reese. This ain’t The Devil Wears Prada,” he said.
He was so cocky and douchey. Who gave him the right to talk to me – his boss – like this? I was kind of obsessed.
“Yes it is. You’re going to be my slave this summer, Brandon,” I said.
He finished his honey bun while staring me down. “Oh yeah?”
He stared at me carnivorously for a few moments before heading toward the door.
“I hope you’re not a psycho boss, Reese,” BJ said before walking out.
He has no idea.
After work I stopped by Kendra’s to say hi and to distract myself so I didn’t go home and text Eric. I’d decided that was going to give him a little bit of space. I knew he needed a break from me/my drunk counterpart so I was going to wait for him to contact me.
When I got to Kendra’s, John was there moving some of his things in. The place was in such disarray that it gave me anxiety. I told Kendra I had a lot of work to do a peaced out of there.
On Tuesday, I got to the office and immediately started replying to emails as usual. I usually spend an hour or so catching up on what I missed/raping Pinterest then I get started on my day. I heard a knock on the door and found BJ standing there with a white Starbucks cup in his hand.
“Morning, boss lady,” he said, walking to my desk. He sat the cup down and I quickly closed out of my Pinterest browser. “I brought your drink.”
I looked up at him, unsure of what to say. He had that playful smirk on his face. It told me that he was imagining what I looked with my clothes off and it made me blush. I never fucking blush.
“This is about twenty hours late,” I finally said.
“Sorry about that. It won’t happen again,” BJ said.
He stayed in my office for a while chatting. I found out that he goes to school at UGA and is in a fraternity, which is obvious. He is studying marketing and advertising – hence the internship and is living with a bunch of his friends in the city this summer. One thing about BJ is that he definitely knows how to talk to women. He says everything so sexually – like he was asking my favorite sex positions and if I wanted to try them out with him. I couldn’t decide if I loved him or hated him.
After he left, I took a sip of the steaming hot chai goodness. I even tasted the hint of nutmeg. Somehow, this goofy kid had gotten my order exactly right. I was impressed.
I spent the day prepping for the warehouse sale on Saturday, keeping the ad team in check and avoiding hungry looks from BJ. After work, Eric called and invited me to sleep over. I can’t lie, I was relieved to finally hear from him. I packed my bag and changed into lululemon leggings and a v-neck. When we got to his condo, we made pasta for dinner and put in a movie. We didn’t mention Friday night at all.
Eventually, we retreated to his bed. We laid next to each other, on our backs, not saying anything or touching. It was weird and I wondered if Eric was still mad. But he’d invited me over and kissed me hello so that didn’t seen likely. I peeked over at him and he had one hand behind his head and he appeared to be sleeping but I knew he wasn’t.
I laid there looking out the window for a moment wondering if I should just hop on him. He must’ve wanted to hook up too, right? And then I felt his hand creep across my tummy and in between my legs. He started rubbing me softly through my panties and it was exactly the right spot so I immediately started moaning. His hand quickened and became more urgent. I glanced over and he was still just laying there with his arm behind his head and his eyes closed. If anyone were to walk in, they wouldn’t be able to tell what was happening and that I was about to come hard as fuck. My legs started trembling and Eric – sensing how close I was – moved in quick, rough motions until I squealed with pleasure. And then he rolled over and went to sleep. It was kind of odd but absolutely satisfying.
*also: I will posting the Q&A Friday morning so comment, email, or tweet your last minute questions!
6 thoughts on “the intern.”
Seriously love Reese, she’s crazy (;
Nice, a smart mouthed frat boy with what seems to be entitlement issues. For his own good, I hope Reese quashes him like a bug.
Lucky that Eric called. I would have put money on never hearing from him again, but then that hot spot between your legs would draw many a strong man back!
lol, your comments are always the best. bj is definitely messing with the wrong one.
I think BJ is exactly what Reese needs. Someone to put her in her place a bit.
“He has no idea.” -> That made me think of drunk Reese haha. She deserves to have fun. If I were her, I’d hook up with both of them 😛